Loretta Tries On Some Cosmetics

So help me, she was left unsupervised playing with her toys for 4 minutes. I was folding laundry. I thought she was kind of quiet, so I went to check on her and found this. She had found my makeup bag, and in it, my Chanel Star Red lipstick. Click on the photo to see it in all its vivid, glamorous wonder.

"Mami, do you think this is my shade?"

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so of course I grabbed the camera.

...and that, dear friends, is the story of how I finally threw away all my makeup.